Now that he is single there must be offers aplenty. So what about his reputation for genteel sex appeal? “Well, now come on!” he says, suddenly animated. “Listen, I’m amazed. I’m astounded. But it doesn’t make any difference to my life. I don’t get out much. I really don’t get out much. I could frighten you with how little I get out! But, of course, if someone wants to consider me in that way, it’s absolutely OK by me.

Fuccck. I have to find out where he lives. I will go to him!! Do want!!


And on another note, can I just be a Death Eater? I need to find a job in ABQ and it's not going well. FML! I'm super stressed!

x_x

Dear Bill Nighy,

Will you be my boyfriend since Geoffrey Rush is married?
Thank you.
You're hot.
Mwah.


Love,
Holly
xoxoxoxoxox